Experiments
by Timothy Styles
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Digital Album
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Sick Time
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Baby Alligators
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Rapture
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What Do I Get?
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Taco Bell
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credits
released 21 September 2011
Recorded by T.J. Fogarty
Recorded by T.J. Fogarty
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I'm a member of the Big Friendly Corporation. I make music. I make podcasts. I make love. I make funny.
discography
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Jan 2012 -
Sep 2011 -
Jan 2010 -
Jan 2008 -
Jan 2005
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- Track Name: Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My Monkey
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Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets take it easy
Come on lets take it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey
The deeper you go the higher you fly
The higher you fly the deeper you go
So come on, come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy
Take it easy take it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey
Your inside is out when your outside is in
Your outside is in when your inside is out
So come on, come on
Come on is such a joy
Come on is such a joy
Come on lets make it easy
Come on lets make it easy
Make it easy make it easy
Everybody's got something to hide except for me and
my monkey - Track Name: Sick Time
- "I'll tell you fuckers something, all right? Now listen. Just fuckin' listen and shut up, all right? All right now sit down, or stand up, or lay down, or do something but shut up, all right? This is a fuckin' rock n' roll concert, not a fuckin' tea party. All right?" ~Pete Townshend
- Track Name: Everyone Knows (The Unicorn Song)
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Everyone knows that unicorns pee grape soda
Everyone knows that unicorns crap cupcakes
Everyone knows that unicorns fart cotton candy
And bleed chocolate milk and jizz marshmallow cream
Smile on me
If you see me feasting on a unicorn
Cause it's not so bad
They were made to be eaten by me
(*Sing along with Timothy*)
Everyone knows that unicorns pee grape soda
Everyone knows that unicorns crap cupcakes
Everyone knows that unicorns fart cotton candy
And their boogers taste just like buttered popcorn jelly beans
Smile on me
If you see me feasting on a unicorn
Cause it's not so bad
They were made to be eaten by me
Smile on me
If you see me feasting on a unicorn
Don't call the police
They were made to be eaten by me - Track Name: Baby Alligators
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Sometimes my hands look like
Baby alligators to me
I'll be, I'll try, I won't lie
That's the only fib that I'll speak
But I've seen it grow
And I've felt at home
I played in the snow
Until my feet got cold
The moon returns
To the corner in the back of the sky
The sun's eclipse
Beware, cause it just might make you go blind
Never thought I'd reach the time
When the horizon didn't touch the sky
And the blue grass grows
Along the gravel's edge
I always knew that I'd
I'd meet the one
That would tickle my feet and suck my thumb
Ambitiously, expeditiously she does
Oh, yes she does
Sometimes, my hands look like
Baby alligators to me
I'll be, I'll try, I won't lie
That's the only fib that I'll speak
Never thought I'd reach the time
When the horizon didn't touch the sky
And the blue grass grows
Along the gravel's edge
I always knew that I'd
I'd meet the one
That would tickle my feet and suck my thumb
Ambitiously, expeditiously she does
Oh, yes she does
Oh, yes she does - Track Name: Rapture
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Rapture, rapture
Q: What is a rapture?
A: A rapture is a world-wide earthquake that will take place May 21st, 2011, signifying the end of the human race and the beginning of Judgement Day.
Q: How many will be raptured?
A: About 200 million leaving the rest of us to die. That's about 7 billion. I hope you're not one of those unlucky few.
Q: Who gets to go to heaven?
A: All people that accept Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. Hey, even the Jews are invited. They have to accept Christ, though, but that would probably make them a lot less Jewish.
Q: What will happen to my dog?
A: Probably nothing good. He doesn't believe in Christ. Therefor, he's going to doggy hell. Leaving the term all dogs go to heaven a complete lie.
Satan solo! (4 bars)
Rapture, rapture - Track Name: What Do I Get?
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I just want a lover like any other
What do I get
I only want a friend who will stay to the end
What do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
I'm in distress I need a caress
What do I get
I'm not on the make I just need a break
What do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
I only get sleepless nights
Alone here in my half-empty bed
For you things seem to turn out right
I wish they'd only happen to me instead
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
(Solo)
I only get sleepless nights
Alone here in my half-empty bed
For you things seem to turn out right
I wish they'd only happen to me instead
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
I just want a lover like any other
What do I get
I only want a friend who will love to the end
What do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
Oh oh what do I get
What do I get
No love
What do I get
No sleep at night
What do I get
Nothing that's nice
What do I get
Nothing at all
At all,at all,at all
Cause I don't get you - Track Name: Taco Bell
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Oh yeah! It's time to get down
This song is about one of my favorite subjects
Can you dig it
Rollin' down the street
Gonna eat me some meat
At Taco Bell
Gonna lick a mosquito
Gonna eat a burrito
At Taco Bell
I've been saving my money
All night long
At Taco Bell
I'll cut your face
If you cut in line
At Taco Bell
Taco Bell, y'all
Taco Bell
I love their chimichangas
Taco Bell
Give me a horchata on ice
Gonna cut your face
If you blup blah blah
At Taco Bell
Gary Coleman
Is back from the dead
At Taco Bell
I once had sex
With a bowling ball
At Taco Bell
This isn't herpes
It's only a cold sore
At Taco Bell
Taco Bell, y'all
Taco Bell
Give me a large Coca Cola on ice
Classic, not any that New stuff everyone's fond of
What's that
You don't carry Coca Cola products
I'll take a Pepsi then
Some Cinnamon Twists, if you please
I'm down on my knees
I love that Taco Bell
Give it to me
One more thing
Tell your mom I said fuck you
